On this August day on which no great act occurred worthy of commemorating as an On This Deity entry, let’s take this opportunity to remind ourselves of the two ancient world tyrants – Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar – both of whom forced upon the 10-month calendar two brand new months, named for themselves, thus forever skewing everything that had already occurred by displacing the seventh month (September) into the ninth place; the eighth month (October) into tenth place – and likewise with November and December.
This misappropriation of the world’s timepiece – surely the emotional property of the population – by two gargantuan egos is a perfect example of the lawless grotesqueries perpetrated against humanity whenever it takes its eye off the ball and lets the tyrant have his way. 2000 years later, due to their shameless opportunism, we are still forced to invoke the names of these two redundant emperors every summer.
So on a day when we don’t have anything to celebrate, it is worth remembering that all too often our world is changed purely on the whim of leaders too obsessed with laying down their historical markers and too remote to be challenged. You turn your back for a minute and you’ve got two more months of taxes to pay to the fucking government. Now ain’t that a cautionary tale!
lol, very apt, as I was just slagging off the month named August (whilst meant to be working) and then I read your entry!
Happy Wodens Day!
Not too sure that Julius was such a bad chap. A book, “The Assassination of Julius Caesar”, by Michael Parenti places all around him as the tyrants, not July Man.
Julius Caesar is man who fully embodies the true meaning of ‘awesome’. In less than a decade he killed one third of Gaulic Celts and enslaved another third. He manipulated the plebs to reach his goal, absolute, august power.